Sneezy Cheeks - Tissue Holder
Sneezy Cheeks · Desk buddy No. 001
Sneezy Cheeks - Tissue Holder
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Care
Wipe clean with a damp cloth. Keep away from direct heat and do not put him in the dishwasher.
How to refill
Load him with everyday tissues and thread the first one out through the back. Every tissue you pull brings the next one up behind it. No special refills to buy.
Shipping & returns
Dispatched within 48 hours. Free worldwide shipping on every order, fully tracked — UK typically 2–4 working days, international 7–14. Unused returns accepted within 30 days.
A perfectly normal tissue box, from a deeply unusual angle
Pull, and he delivers
Tug a tissue and it comes straight out of his bottom, with the next one following behind. Nobody has ever got bored of this.
A desk that starts conversations
Colleagues stop by. Guests pick him up. Kids ask for one more tissue until the box is empty.
The gift that always lands
Secret Santa, birthdays, the friend who has everything. Under £20 and the biggest laugh of the pile.
Lounges, looks smug
He lies on his tummy, so he sits low and steady on a desk, a shelf or a car console.
Works anywhere
Office desk, bedside table, bathroom shelf, dashboard. Anywhere someone might need a tissue and a laugh.
Refills in seconds
Load him with everyday tissues. No special refills, no subscriptions, no nonsense.
Not funny? Full refund.
If he does not get at least one snort out of somebody within 30 days, email us and we will refund you in full. Unused items only, no forms, no fuss.
Everything worth asking before you order
Is he a good gift?+
He is the gift. Under £20, works for almost anyone with a sense of humour, and gets the biggest laugh at Secret Santa every single year. Order by mid-December for Christmas delivery in the UK.
Can I put him in the car?+
Yes. He lies flat and low, so he sits happily on a centre console or rear shelf. Keep him clear of airbag zones and out of the driver's line of sight.
How fast is delivery?+
Every order is dispatched within 48 hours. Shipping is free worldwide and fully tracked — UK orders typically arrive in 2–4 working days, international orders in 7–14. Your tracking link is emailed the moment it is on its way.
Bless you. Literally.
Pop him on the desk, the dashboard or the loo shelf, and wait for the first guest to notice.