Sneezy Cheeks · Bless you
The tissue box with a cheeky side
He lounges on your desk, minds his own business, and hands over a tissue from the one place nobody expects. Pull one and see who laughs first.
One box. Two cheeks. Zero dignity.
Tissues from the back end
Pull a tissue and he delivers it from his bottom, with the next one ready behind it.
Instant conversation piece
On a desk, a bedside table or a dashboard, everyone who walks past stops to have a go.
The gift that always lands
Under £20, free shipping, dispatched in 48 hours. Secret Santa sorted.
Questions, answered
Is he a good gift?
He is the gift. Under £20, works for anyone with a sense of humour, and wins Secret Santa every year. Order by mid-December for Christmas delivery in the UK.
Can I put him in the car?
Yes. He lies flat and low, so he sits happily on a centre console or rear shelf. Keep him clear of airbag zones and out of the driver's line of sight.
Shipping and returns
Every order dispatches within 48 hours. Free worldwide shipping, fully tracked — UK 2–4 working days, international 7–14. Unused returns accepted for 30 days.
Not funny?
If he does not get at least one snort out of somebody within 30 days, email us and we will refund you in full.